He screams so that my ears hurt, he gets in the way when I'm driving my cars, he steals my toys and Mum and Dad's attention, but he is MY little brother.

When the rellies come over they expect me to entertain them, so I have no choice but to go and get my guitar. "I want flowery sausage for lunch, mummy" is one of the highlights of my show.

Dad's friend Joel came over from South Africa to brush my teeth. We have the same name so we call him Big J.